This is about installing coffee on Linux – sort of at least. Of couse I didn’t want to install coffee on Linux as it seems impossible. Also I didn’t want to install a cam that looks onto my coffee machine like some people at a university in the United States did years ago and invented the “webcam” along the way. I don’t have a webcam. Also I didn’t want to install HTCPCP on my machine as Mozilla Firefox already supports that one. However, you might know or not know that java is American slang for coffee. Java – a programming language developed and distributed by Sun Microsystems – was named after this term, because computer scientists drink a lot of coffee every day – at least they used to until Coke was invented by another company.
A lot of words for an even longer process: Installing Java on Debian Linux. Did I say that I hate homepages who rely on Java exclusively or at least for the most important part of the site? Come on, people, even Microsoft knows enough about website accessibility to refuse providing native Java support (OK – that was sarcastic). Would you really want to rely on it? Change it please. Change it today. And if it is just for me! Wait a moment. I have just wasted about 1 and a half hours for coffee on Linux. I have it now. Keep it. Thank you!
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